#2 Nadya Sulman

Some people enjoy the aroma of morning dew, or the scent of fresh sheets. Nadya Sulman enjoys the smell of baby farts and shamelessness. If the name does not ring a bell, maybe the misnomer OCTOMOM is more familiar. Unfortunately for society it’s a misleading label; for prior to breaking the in vitro fertilization faucet and plopping out 8 premature cry-boxes at once, she was already nurturing no less than 6 (uncontrollable) children.

A little history: Sulman was married in 1996 to a man incapable of giving her children. As a result, they separated in 2000 and stretch-vagina bee-lined for the fertility clinic. Thanks to the miracle of IVF, Sulman got the plumbing running and has since been blessed with 4 individual births, a set of twins, and after the warm-up round, the blossoming of eight lucky embryos that have thrusted her into the international spotlight. She has done media interviews, appeared on Dr. Phil, and even declined a million dollar offer to star in a porno.

Common sense would lead one to believe you must amass great wealth to care for 14 babies over the course of 18 years, in addition to the costs associated with the fertility clinic. But Sulman transcends logic. Before knowledge of the octuplets became public, she was living in a small three bedroom shanty with her 6 other children and her mother; a house that has since foreclosed and is set for auction this month. Additionally, her parents have filed for bankruptcy on over a million dollars in liabilities.

Seems the stage is set for another taxpayer bailout!

We implore you, why was this woman even allowed within a hundred yards of a fertility clinic, let alone impregnated, after the first six children? It boggles our minds and makes it taste like throw up in our mouths a little bit.

Nadya Sulman, do the world a favor: get your tubes tied and STOP REPRODUCING!